The first time I ever saw Sting he looked like this (Parental Discretion Advised):
(WAIT. Just discovered that I can't use Sting's Dune picture because there isn't one available in the Creative Commons that I can use without paying for it. So instead there's this:
Now imagine that the winged hat is on Sting. When he was much younger. And it isn't on his head. It's on . . . er . . . well . . . Go google Sting and Dune and you'll see. Now, to continue–)
Yes. The man was wearing a winged diaper. He was having delusions of grandeur in a movie called "Dune." And I use the term "movie" very loosely here. It was more like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown into a Vita Mix and then chucked at the screen, Jackson Pollack style. Not even kidding. That's what "Dune" was like. With Sting "Winged-Victory-Pants" Sumner flashing his spiky strawberry headed grin at us through it all. Plus his funny undies.
Well I must say, that visual impacted me. I didn't want anything to do with a Greek-godling who wore wings on his . . . well. I pretty much thought the dude was weird and vowed never to listen to anything he did again. (At least not knowingly. I had no idea Sting sang "Fields of Gold"–a song I knew and loved. I mean, the guy who sang that song never wore a flappy speedo, that I could tell. So I was cool with "Fields," just not so much with Sting.)
Then one day I was invited to a concert. So I went and lo and behold, it was Dune-Boy. Seriously? The abhorrent actor with the flighty-chastity-belt-swim-suit? Um, I don't think so. No. I don't want to hear him sing. I mean, really? What's that going to sound like. Bleah! I don't . . . I . . . I . . .
Oh. My. Heart. What a voice. What angst. What shreddy realism. What heart. I LOVE this guy! He was wonderful. And I had no idea that he was the one who sang half the songs he sang. I KNEW those songs!
Well. It just goes to show: if you're capable of singing something like this:
Don't wear something like THAT î (Pretend like that's an up-arrow pointing to the picture at the top of the post. I couldn't find a real one. Much like Sting couldn't find a real costume.)
Okay, Sting honey. I forgive you. Just keep singing, and let Trudy pick your clothes. Always.
As for the rest of us? You are what you wear, honeys. Select accordingly.
Haha, I’d never heard of Dune, but I love Sting! He’s living proof of how cool we English people/players with words are.
Yep. That is true. And you can probably live without Dune in your life. 🙂
Ah, Sting. Hafta forgive him for Dune, seriously. Like you forgive Tim Curry for Rocky Horror….? Thanks for posting that vid…love his voice!
Yep. He’s pretty cool. I wouldn’t mind seeing him in another movie role. Just not Dune.