I Ski, You Ski, We All Ski . . . er . . .

Soooo.

This is how my big ski adventure turned out:

Yeah. It totally rained at the ski resort.

It's going to be 57 degrees tomorrow. Fahrenheit. We really must get rid of flatulent cows. 

(If you didn't follow that, look into global warming. It's all down to flatulent cows.)

I'm not bitter.

I'm going to try again on Saturday. Supposed to hit below the 40's somewhere. Like 38. At least in the mountains. We shall see if we shall ski. And if we don't die, we shall report.

(And I would just like to say that when I become famous I'll clean up that mess behind me. In the meantime, eh.)

Crack on, my children. Crack on.

In the meantime, I'm going to watch a James Bond movie. You know, one where he outruns the bad guys who are dressed like machine gun toting abominable snowmen, on a simple pair of skis with a jetpack. Motivational.

Happy sweaty New Year, dudelettes.

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My greatest pleasure in life has been raising my four excellent children--some of whom liked me so much that they keep coming back. My second greatest pleasure has been doing whatever I can to make people laugh and create bright moments. I hope to do a bit more good in the world before I go the way of it. And if not, I'd better at least get to spend some serious time writing and singing in a castle somewhere in the UK.

3 Comments

  1. I’m sympathetic. My kids had a ski trip planned here and it was cancelled due to green grass, too. Bummer. The good news is that after it’s 52 degrees here tomorrow, it’s supposed to get down to 15 degrees by Monday night. High of 29 on Tuesday.

    Then I hope Winter goes back to the North Pole and stays there.

  2. Yes, Paoli Peaks. They have a great group deal that includes lunch and a lesson if you need one. The girls get to go and do a real live ski thing. So exciting here in the Midwest. Our rolling hills are as high as it gets in Indiana. We’re so proud.

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