This Post Will Be Closed-Captioned.

Today's post is going to be closed captioned for the hearing impaired–

TODAY'S POST IS GOING TO BE CLOSED CAPTIONED FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED.

–Because we in this country have become a sensitive people. Everyone is beautiful because everyone is different and we can all help each other.

BECAUSE WE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE BECOME A SENSODYNE PEEPHOLE EVRYONE IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND WE CAN HAUL KELP EACH OTHER.

In fact, those who have taken the time to study and become educated in technology have done so for the sole purpose of being able to create things like the accurate and helpful closed captioning and sub titles that we often see on our news shows, and the like.

IN FACT, THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN LIME AND DUCT TAPED IMMUNOLOGY HAVE DONE SO FOR THE SOUL PORPOISE OF BEING ABLE TO CRATE THINGS LIKE CURATES AND FULLY CLOTHED CAPTAINS AND SUBTERFUGE THAT WE OFTEN SEE ON OUR NEWS SHOWS AND THE LIE.

I don't know where we'd be in this country if it weren't for those in leadership positions who take the initiative to create jobs and educational opportunities, not only for those who want to help, but for those who need help. It is truly a wonderful thing.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PEE IN THE COUNTRY.  IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MOTHERSHIP POSITRONS WHO TAKE THE INITIATES IN CRATES AND ROB SENSATIONAL COMMUNITIES OF THOSE WHO WANT KELP AND THOSE WHO NEED KELP FOR PLUNDERFUL THINGS.

Wait. This isn't right. You're not getting it right.

WAIT. THIS IS A FLIGHT. YOU'RE GETTING ON IT, RIGHT?

Stop it! I mean it!

ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT?

That's it! You're fired! 

TASE-IT! YOU'VE EXPIRED!

Aaaaaaarrrrgggghh!

AAAAAARRRGGGHH!

I'm leaving!

BYE!

*slam!*

THAT WAS FUN. COME BACK NEXT TIME. WE'LL DO THIS IN BRAILLE!



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My greatest pleasure in life has been raising my four excellent children--some of whom liked me so much that they keep coming back. My second greatest pleasure has been doing whatever I can to make people laugh and create bright moments. I hope to do a bit more good in the world before I go the way of it. And if not, I'd better at least get to spend some serious time writing and singing in a castle somewhere in the UK.

4 Comments

  1. Kurt – I know! I read them at the gym when I’m treadmilling, and it is hilarious what the closed captioning typists come up with. 🙂 Glad to make you ROFLOL.

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