Dear People:
I have decided that there is not nearly enough laughter in the world these days. So, in order to do my part, all of my posts next week will be dedicated to making you laugh. And if I don't succeed, then I WILL GO TO IRELAND! That's right. I will LEAVE THE COUNTRY! Because that is how dedicated I am. That is how confident I am that you will be busting yer guts laughing by the end of the week. Or at least chortling. Or grinning. Or experiencing some violent lip-twitches.
In any case, I WILL GO TO IRELAND.
So do not fail me, my people. (Or rather, do fail me. I want to kiss the Blarney Stone.)
To whet your appetites, here's a little bit of political savvy from a guy who knows. Mike Marino. How YOU doin'? It's a little dated, but so what? It still applies. No I mean it. How YOU doin'? Happy? Laughing? Tell me about it in the comments. I'd love to know.
Here we go:
I’m doing great. Today we’re going to Clay City to a real dairy. Wherein we will eat ice cream made from milk not more than a couple of hours old. and wherein we will buy all kinds of stinky cheese made from milk right here in Indiana and aged right here in Indiana and then purchased and eaten right here in Indiana.
We’re also going to try to buy raw milk. I don’t have much hope because raw milk can only be sold as pet food in this state. [Don’t get me started….] and maybe we’ll get some cream…
I seriously can’t wait. I’m going to go clean my house so I can buy dairy products with abandon. [Yeah, I know there’s no connection between the two, but that’s the order I’ll do them in….]
But I’m NOT laughing. So you should go to IRELAND.
Yeah.
Thank you, Robin. But’s it’s okay to snort, a little.
Glad you’re happy! You should sip some raw milk on the side . . .
pretty funny, I’m stifling my laughter so you can get on with it and git to Ireland!
I want a “like” button. can you add that so I don’t have to communicate as much! 🙂 oh, you can even add a “like but didn’t laugh” button! Go Ireland!
Man. With all this peer pressure I may just HAVE to go to Ireland.