A poem is never finished, only abandoned. ~Paul Valéry
WELL, Mr. Valéry. I've decided you are right. And not only that, but after posting my über outstanding writing qualifications yesterday, I feel more than authoritative enough as an author to finish and/or revise some of the greatest poetry on earth. I'm sure no one will mind. It's been abandoned, after all.
We'll start first with Joyce Kilmer. Who, by the way, was a dude. Whose parents obviously hated him. Or wanted a girl. Which is probably why he resorted to poetry.
Trees – Joyce Kilmer
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as
James McAvoy.
No seriously. I mean LOOK at him:
Attribution: Caroline Bonarde Ucci
The Road Not Taken – Robert Frost
(I'm renaming it. It's now called: The Dude Not Taken)
Two dudes diverged in a yellow wood,
One was handsome
The other one good.
Each man had asked me if “I did”
“I do,” I thought, “but to which kid?”
At length I mused, as I stood there,
That both were really very fair
It’s just that one had taken chance
With every girl at every dance.
The other one, whom I’ll not name
Had seemed more quiet, but the same,
And dated every girl in sight
Good heavens! Which was Mr. Right?
Two dudes diverged in a yellow wood,
One was handsome
The other one good.
“I guess,” I thought as I stood there
“I’ll take the one with better hair.”
And that has made all the difference.
Because I Could Not Stop For Death – Emily Dickenson
Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me.
But since I did not ask him to,
I kicked him in the knee.
He slowly drove–he knew no haste
And I had put away
My GPS, so we got lost
And could not find our way.
We passed a school, where Children strove
at Recess-in the Ring-
Then I jumped out and ran inside
And Death got 10 to 15 for False Imprisonment.
Sonnet XVIII – William Shakespeare
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Nah.
And finally:
Roses are Red – Anonymous
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.
There. Now your education is complete.
No. Don't thank me.
Loved these. Still laughing out loud.
Oh my yumminess- love the pic and I adore the literery bits. Another great post.
Janiel, These are way too funny. I especially love The Dude Not Taken. Were we best friends in a former life? If not, I wish we were. I just love clever people.
Darcee, I’ll bet we were. I used to dream of being a flight attendant. 🙂