How do I love thee? Let me count [the ways] [your stretch marks] [the money left in my retirement account]. Shall I compare thee to [a summer's day] [Beyoncé] [pepper spray]? O, my love is like a red red [rose] [nose] [angry lobster]. Come live with me and be my [love] [little poopsie woopsie] [accused]. Escape me? Never, beloved. While I am I and you are [you] [tied to the front porch] [in rehab]. Come to me in my dreams, and then by day I shall be [well again] [well rid of you] [considered incompetent to stand trial]. She walks in beauty, like the [night] [giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man] [totally plastic-surgeried-freak she is]. Those lips that [love's] [scented Magic Marker's] [Dr. Damian's] own hand did make–What are all these kissings worth if thou kiss not [me?] [my feet?] [up?] I carry your heart with me! carry it in [my heart] [my wallet] [a ziplock bag under the toolbox in the shed]. When forty winters shall besiege thy brow, and dig deep trenches in thy beauties field [I'm outta here].
With my eternal [love] [curiosity] [regret],
———————————————————- (Your Name Here)
That made my day substantially better. heh.
We aim to please, ma'am.
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I wonder what you circled for your puppyknees??
What do you mean? I circled all the nice stuff. HE, on the other hand . . . Same.