Janiel will not be posting today. She is recovering from having a giant Tom Cruise face on her blog yesterday. Please bear with her during this trying time.
(Donations may be sent to the ‘Help Janiel Go To Ireland To Forget The Tom Cruise Face Incident’ Fund.)
(For those of you who are confused by this, here’s the deal: Janiel is always trying to get a free trip to Ireland. Using Tom Cruise as an excuse seemed like a good idea at the time. Upon reflection, maybe not. No one has donated to the fund.)
You should just petition Tom Cruise directly to contribute to your fund. He can afford to send us ALL to Ireland.
yeah, what maegan said.
I'l do it!
Got his address?