The Answer to the NSA’s Problems
You're going to have to sit a little closer to your screen to read this today. I am writing very quietly. Because from what I've […]
Women
Christmas Shopping for Men: An Open Letter
An Open Letter To Men of the Male Persuasion: Christmas is coming, and all over the world women are freaking out. Why? Because they have […]
Women 101: It’s All About the Packaging
Do you want to know the fastest way to separate a girl from her money? Packaging. Make it cute, sparkly, small, modern, clean-lined, colorful, and/or […]
Wait! Come Back! That Growing Up Thing Kids Do.
I'm spending the day–and much of next week–sending my peeps off to various camps and cousin visits and waving Oldest Child back to college after […]
Men Are From Mars. Women Aren’t.
We moved to Germany when I was ten. As a side-note, a few of my children have been ten years-old, so I know how young […]
High School Reunion: The Musical
We think those are bangs on the front of my head. But we're not certain. Thirty Years. 30. Years. Three decades ago this memorial weekend […]
Chick Flicks and the Man
Yeah. This picture really doesn't work, does it? It's supposed to represent a chick-flick. But I think it looks like "Stalker Approaches Innocent Woman." It's […]
I Am Woman. Hear Me Nurture. With a ROAR.
Any of y'all remember Helen Reddy? Songstress from Australia who hit the scene in the 1960's? And then in the 1970's really kicked it with […]
How to Murder a First Impression
I was elegant once. I think it was on a Monday. But I murdered it. In one stroke. See, this is what I wore to […]
NewsFlash To Self: Women Rock. The Way We Are.
Have you seen those signs on the freeway advertising women's expos? I have. And I've always purposely ignored them. I mean, I could just visualize […]