Contracting Fall-itis. It’s the Pencil’s Fault.
I need someone to tell me what it is about pencils and pens and protractors and spiral notebooks and cute little locker magnets, and glue […]
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NewsFlash To Self: Women Rock. The Way We Are.
Have you seen those signs on the freeway advertising women's expos? I have. And I've always purposely ignored them. I mean, I could just visualize […]
Do You Suffer From Shopping Eyes?
It happened suddenly. Unexpectedly. Like waking up on the first dawn of creation. Or after LASIK surgery. Or after tasting that key lime/coconut frozen yogurt […]
Weekly Goals, Dr. Janiel-Style
Goals for the week: 1. Go to bed early (Eeep! It's 11:00 pm. I'll start tomorrow) 2. Wake up early (Before the kids leave […]
Shoe-Bling. Cavewomen Did It. Now I Do It.
I am a Hunter-Gatherer. I descend from a long line of Hunter-Gatherers. I can trace my roots all the way back to the genus: Shoppingus […]