Motherhood-Induced A.D.D.
Dudes. I need a new brain. One that can multitask. I don't mean multitask as in: "Let's see. Gotta take kid1 to the eye […]
Men and Women
Lord Baden-Powell and Me, We’re like THIS
I don't get scouting. Like, my little artsy-fartsy-Air-Force-bratsy-theater-girl-StayAtHomeMomma-WeirdFashionista-TravelerWoman-WriterChick-Who-Used-to-Dance brain cannot wrap itself around the whole Boy Scout-thing. Particularly Webelos. *collective gasp from Badan-Powell aficionados and […]
Communication 101 For Men: What Not to Say
Men! Are you tired of trying to read your wife's/girlfriend's/significant other's mind? Exhausted by trying to figure out what it is that you don't know and […]
Women 101: It’s All About the Packaging
Do you want to know the fastest way to separate a girl from her money? Packaging. Make it cute, sparkly, small, modern, clean-lined, colorful, and/or […]
Twenty-Six Years of Wedded Blitz. I Mean Bliss.
(This is a picture of a picture and it's wonky. We look like bobble-heads on doll-bodies. Maybe we really were, actually. And yeah, that's a […]
All We Need is Luv. A Valentine’s Day Fable.
"Marry me," he said as they walked one day along the river. She had sunlight like fireflies in her hair, and cheeks as pink as […]
What Not To Give. If You Want To Live.
Need I say more? I mean beyond the fact that the dude in this picture is holding a drill behind his back. He does […]
Vive La Différance! Except Not! Not Really!
I just got back from the gym. I try to go early, before the kids get up, but I don't always make it. This morning […]
Shoe-Bling. Cavewomen Did It. Now I Do It.
I am a Hunter-Gatherer. I descend from a long line of Hunter-Gatherers. I can trace my roots all the way back to the genus: Shoppingus […]
I Wasn’t Missing Half of Me
So, I came across this clip yesterday: And I'm kind of wondering which half of him she completes. Like, the half that enjoys wearing little […]