I’m Great in an Emergency. Except For Most Of It.
Hmmm. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, much? I gotta get me some perspective. My kid passed out in church once. Just fell face first […]
Humor
Electric Personality Blows Furnace! Inflates Lips!
Did you know that the average temperature in a cave is around 54 degrees Fahrenheit? Always? So no matter what’s going on outside, inside the […]
How to Murder a First Impression
I was elegant once. I think it was on a Monday. But I murdered it. In one stroke. See, this is what I wore to […]
Open Letter To The World
Dear World: I think we need to have a talk. You know how the sun always comes up every morning, no matter how bad things […]
Gentle as a Buldozer
Do you remember that one time two days ago when I decided I wasn't a terrible mother, and then one of my kids did something […]
Death By Organization
I gotta stop this sleeping in thing. It's killing my summer. At the beginning of June I sat down and outlined every day of the […]
My True Identity Revealed
Listen. I didn't want to say anything before this because I was a little worried about using my blog for self-promotion–I mean you know me. […]
Laugh-O-Rama!
Right, my people. I severely, deeply need to laugh today. And when I need to laugh, you need to laugh. And it so happens that […]
Domestic Diva Blogger: Cooking Up a Storm! Not!
Dearests. Do you ever get tired of cooking? Of throwing down the vittles like a stirring, frying, baking, fricasseeing, fonduing, stuffing, skewering, demi-glacing, paté briséeing, […]
Embrace Your Inner Dork
Okay, here's the thing: I am not an expert in, like, anything. Which begs the question: why I am blogging? I cannot write about playing midwestern-cattle-wranglin'-footsie with […]