Alas Poor 2012. I Knew Thee Too Well.
See that white-out glare on the left side of the photo? That's the glare of deep and falling snow. I took the picture that way […]
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Happy Apocalypse Day!
Dear Friends: I am writing this post last night in case the world ends today (Friday). I'm doing it because I care about you, and […]
Food that Doesn’t Kill for the Holidays
Are you one of those whack-jobs who makes a plate of treats for everyone in your neighborhood every time the Christmas holidays roll around? I […]
Christmas in My Pocket
I used to think people who put up their Christmas lights the day after Halloween were slightly barmy. And when I walked into Kohl's this […]
What Not To Give. If You Want To Live.
Need I say more? I mean beyond the fact that the dude in this picture is holding a drill behind his back. He does […]
Christmas Fairy Removes Calories From Food!
Attention Readers! Today only, the Christmas Fairy has agreed to grace everyone who reads this blog with a special Christmas Gift! That's right! For the […]
Oy to the World. And I’m So So Sorry.
When you give birth to children you kind of hope that some of your interests and talents will be passed on to them. You want […]
Six Year Olds and Exploding Christmas Stars
"You all know that this weekend the planets are going to line up. Do you know what that means?" Twenty six-year-old heads shake. They barely […]
Peace and Joy at Christmas. I Mean it!
Will it shock you to hear that I love Christmas? Or that you love Christmas? Or that most people in the world who believe in […]
These Are A Few of My Favorite Things . . .
1. Guys on planes who see you about to tip over and clock someone with your carry on suitcase, so they jump in, say "Can […]