A Christmas Stocking Full of Baby. Yeeouch!
Seventeen years ago on Thursday I went into labor. A week early. This year we are celebrating the birth of my eldest son almost a […]
Child
Overheard at Grandma’s on Labor Day Weekend
"Wait, wait. Let me see your tongue." "Why?" "Just show me. AAAAAAHHH! It's forked! I knew it! It's forked." "No it's not!" "Let's see who […]
The Boy Who Cried Hippopotomonstrosesquipedia
Did you know that Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is much more fun to say than Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It is. And did you further know that the word for The […]
Love Your Teenagers. You Don’t Get them Very Long.
Do you remember being a teenager? Maybe you are one. If so you'd better remember it, or we're going to be taking you in to […]
President’s Day, a Girl, and a Pen
How awesome is our country? My favorite pen when I was in 5th grade had Spiro Agnew's signature on it. I got it on a […]
Freedom of Restraint
You know when you’re a kid and your mom gets roses from your dad because its their anniversary, or he’s trying to figure out what […]