The Quality of my Deodorant is Un-American!
That is not a flabby tricep. Seriously. It's rock solid. Go on. Jiggle it. Or maybe don't. Remember waaaaaayyyy back when you were a kid […]
Being Satisfied
Wuv, Twoo Wuv – Enter Humperdinck
{{PD-1923}} "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah to day. Mawwiage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow […]
Domestic Diva Blogger: Cooking Up a Storm! Not!
Dearests. Do you ever get tired of cooking? Of throwing down the vittles like a stirring, frying, baking, fricasseeing, fonduing, stuffing, skewering, demi-glacing, paté briséeing, […]
Embrace Your Inner Dork
Okay, here's the thing: I am not an expert in, like, anything. Which begs the question: why I am blogging? I cannot write about playing midwestern-cattle-wranglin'-footsie with […]
Summer Time. And The Livin’ is . . . er . . .
Ahhhhhh, Summer. As I said last time, it looms. Bright and cheery. Sort of. I mean, okay. We've got a whole lot of this up […]
Farewell, on this Memorial Day, to Éire
Dear Ireland: This Memorial Day, I would like to remember a few things about you. One, that my ancestors came from an incredibly hard-working nation […]
On Being Perfect. With Perfection.
Today we are going to take a look at what perfection isn't. Perfection is not running five miles a day, or ten miles a day, […]
Mirror Mirror On The Wall. Who Asked You?
Yeah. The hair turned brown after my third child. Still haven't recovered. I was hanging out with some friends yesterday, along with a […]
I Throw Like A Girl
. . . because that’s what I am. The rock you can’t see in my hand skipped across the water four times before sinking out […]