Thank You. I Think.
I'm grateful for a lot of things. My home. Which, even though there is a mysterious indentation approximately the size and shape of a giant […]
Being Satisfied
Gimme a Break. How To Not Stay Up Past Bedtime.
This is actually not the kid with the concussion. But the picture works, yeah? Last night I crept into bed at midnight after vegging in […]
Death, Divorce, and Frozen Yogurt
Maple frozen yogurt with pecans and dark chocolate chunks. Just thought I'd say that out loud. It's been torturing me. Now that it's out, I'm […]
Cool Stuff That I Feel Like Posting
I'm feeling exceedingly A.D.D. tonight, and I cannot decide what to post about. So I'm not going to. I'm just going to stick random stuff […]
Thoughts About Lips
Lips are our friends. They help us purse. Although they are not purses nor do they help us carry purses, unless we get those African […]
Self-Control, Thy Name Is . . . Hahahahahaha!
I ate the cookies again. I have to stop. And it's nothing against the cookies themselves–I'm sure they're very nice. Probably they have lots […]
Never Look in a Three-Way Mirror. Like, EVER.
YEAH BABY! Photo courtesy of my Littlest Dude. And this IS what aging is doing to me. Imagine what the back of me looks like. […]
NewsFlash To Self: Women Rock. The Way We Are.
Have you seen those signs on the freeway advertising women's expos? I have. And I've always purposely ignored them. I mean, I could just visualize […]
Mustang, Dang. Minivan? What Minivan?
I drive a M.A.V. (Mommy Assault Vehicle–a.k.a., Minivan.) I have driven one since my second child was born. Yesterday I drove a Mustang convertible. I […]
My Kingdom for a Nap!
I looked like this before I went to bed last night: When I woke up this morning, I looked like this: I'm tired people, TIRED. […]