Contracting Fall-itis. It’s the Pencil’s Fault.
I need someone to tell me what it is about pencils and pens and protractors and spiral notebooks and cute little locker magnets, and glue […]
Musings
Not Getting Arrested While Picking Peaches
Have you ever tried picking peaches in the dark? With a flashlight? Without getting arrested? Because it's not your house? Me neither. Okay, I'm lying. […]
Oy! You With The Big Fat White Teeth! Shut up. (How To Greet People at HS Reunions)
Hahahahaha! Got a new art program. Wasn't paying attention to the top border. Looks like her head melted. But we'll pretend it was an artistic […]
Must Dash. There are Sweet Young Things Getting Married.
Hello fellow people: Today is a bit crazypants. As was yesterday. Ergo all of my profound observations and bits of wisdom are sitting in my […]
When I am President of the Universe–I KNOW, RIGHT?
This isn't really me being President of the Universe. This is me being President of Ireland. Okay. Not really that either. This is me standing […]
It Ain’t ADHD, Honey. It’s Personality.
So this one time I was with a bunch of friends and one of them said they'd read that people who gesticulate wildly when they […]
Date Bread in a CrockPot. When You Need Something to Sit on.
Yes, I know it looks like a prehistoric bowling ball. Or perhaps a pouffe from Professor Trelawney's classroom. But trust me here. This date bread […]
Where is the Love? (And a Link for Downton Abbey Addicts)
Dear Dudettes and Dudes, Today I am at a loss. I am wondering where the love in this world has gone to? First we are […]
Adventures in Flying
While I have been lying here convalescing, and slowly going CRAZY My boy has been learning to fly. First, there was Discovery: And then there […]
I’ve Gone To Find My Back . . .
Hi there! My back has gone out. Like WAAAAAYYY out. And I can't sit down for very long. Or stand up for very long. Basically […]