Motherhood-Induced A.D.D.
Dudes. I need a new brain. One that can multitask. I don't mean multitask as in: "Let's see. Gotta take kid1 to the eye […]
Musings
Wisdom Teeth. They Ain’t So Smart.
You find out who people are when they're on anesthesia. My Number One Son got his smartypants-teeth out last week and it was highly entertaining. As a […]
An Open Letter To My Blog
Dear Blog: I miss you. Once upon a time I had dreams that we were going to be famous, you and I. It was all planned […]
In Which My Kid Figures the Russian Meteorite is Biblical. And How Would He Know?
Have y'all seen video of the meteorite hitting Siberia yet? Crazypants. The sound of its crash is really quite horrifying. So horrifying that I'm not […]
Love. All You Need to Know. Because I’m an Expert. And I Write Poetry.
Love is the craziest thing life has to offer, I think. And we go through so many stages with it. Fear of it in adolescence; […]
The Movie Police. Literally.
I went and saw JACK REACHER at our local Cinemark the other day — and as a side note, Tom Cruise was not awful in […]
In the Fetal Position . . .
My Little Whackjobs and Me, Many Moons Ago. Pre-Fetal Position I just got rat tailed by my apron strings. And baby its a sting that's […]
Run and Be Free, My Children!
My littlest dude had this conversation with my next to littlest dudette yesterday: "I just decided to see what an onion smelled like on my […]
What is Your Writing Trying To Tell You? Hmm?
I have this story I've been working on — this epically epic story of epicness that, once published, will surely take the Young-Adult/Middle-Grade/I'm-Not-Sure-Yet world by […]
(Can’t) Cry Me a River
I think something is wrong with me. Like, clinically. I cannot, no matter how critical, cry at the right times. I can cry, a'ight? Don't […]