Just a Note About Living Now, and Living What Matters. It’s All So Short.
I haven't a lot to say today. Just this: Life can be very short. Life can be quickly changed. Please value it. Cherish your experiences. […]
Unsolicited Advice
The Secret To a Clean Bathroom–And a Happy Wife. Er. Life.
I don't know if you're like me, but there are certain household jobs that I pretty much think were invented by Satan. Cleaning bathrooms is […]
Harry Potter Makes Me Crabby
When JK Rowling (whose name, by the way, is mightily close to mine. My maiden name, at least. Look: Joanne K. Rowling / Janiel Rowley. See? And […]
Everything I Know About Parenting I Learned In … um … er
My, how life changes us. You know? My college sophomore-child dropped by the other day (because apparently my washer has better agitation-action than the ancient […]
Twenty-Six Years of Wedded Blitz. I Mean Bliss.
(This is a picture of a picture and it's wonky. We look like bobble-heads on doll-bodies. Maybe we really were, actually. And yeah, that's a […]
How to Kill a STRESS MONSTER!
Check out that picture. When I first saw it my reaction was: OHMYHEART! THIS IS MY LIFE! I AM ALWAYS STUCK IN A GIANT SHOWER […]
What We Can Learn From Crazy Rock-Climbing Guys
Watch that guy up there. Notice the moment when he sees that impossibly high hand-hold above his head, and he jumps–JUMPS!– to reach it? He's […]
John Carter of Mars! Go See It, People!
Dudes. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Disney made a great space opera that is inexplicably failing at the box office, and […]
Internet Rudeness. If You Can’t Say Something Nice . . .
You know Pinterest? Yeah. Stop pinning and listen to me for a second. Step away from the Pintrest. Awaaaaaaay from the Pintreeeeeest. Addictive little thing, […]
Spelt is the New Chocolate
I just found out by reading on the internet—the bastion of all truth—that I should stop eating whole wheat and instead start chowing on spelt. […]