Gastroenterology – A Sonnet
Dearest Readers. I learned a lesson this weekend. And such a life-altering lesson it was that I waxed poetic and composed a sonnet about […]
Unsolicited Advice
Save English From Language Terrorism!
English is a language of evolution, and I can deal with that. But when its evolutionary track is just stupid, well, I have to say […]
Things I am Giving Up For the New Year. Lent Too.
1. Talking too much. 2. Talking too loudly. 3. Talking too long. 4. Talking with my mouth full. 5. Talking with my mouth empty. 6. […]
Germs Don’t Exist. I Read It On The Internet
So, my boys are sick again today. They say they have a stomach ache and a headache and a throat ache and a whole lot […]
Wish I Had a Cow
And not only that–I wish I knew what to do with it. Self-sufficiency sounds grand. Especially in today's world. I'd love to be able […]
So Like, Here’s What I Totally Did Today
I’m thinking that my blog must be boring as snot (which, as we all know, is pretty boring) because I don’t do the whole slice-of-life-thing […]
Support Your Local Sheriff. And Stuff.
Tonight I observed an annual tradition in the Miller home: Traffic School. It was so festive! The lights were on. Chairs lined up perfectly. The […]
A Good Thing to Remember As You Forge Ahead.
“When you have come to the edge of all light that you know and are about to drop off into the darkness of the unknown, […]
Et Tu, Communiqué?–Social Media Traps
So I am all excited because I get a Facebook account, and I am finding all these old friends, and OMGosh! They want to be my […]
Physics vs The Mom
Excuse me, but where did summer go? Time is speeding up, I swear. I think it must be that the world is rotating faster. I […]