Doggone. Mostly Because DogNeverHere.
My kids think I’m the most evil mom on the planet because we don’t have a dog. They are deprived. Their poor scarred little psyches […]
Family
Gentle as a Buldozer
Do you remember that one time two days ago when I decided I wasn't a terrible mother, and then one of my kids did something […]
Memories I Never Knew I Made
Awwww. I just tucked kid number 2 in bed for the night–well, not so much tucked as nodded in his general direction and murmured, "Dood. […]
Death By Organization
I gotta stop this sleeping in thing. It's killing my summer. At the beginning of June I sat down and outlined every day of the […]
Love Your Teenagers. You Don’t Get them Very Long.
Do you remember being a teenager? Maybe you are one. If so you'd better remember it, or we're going to be taking you in to […]
Run, Forest! RUUUUNNN! Dudes. I’m Busy.
Are you sick of that narsty picture of my aging arm down there below? Because I sure am. It's taken up way too much pixel […]
Wuv, Twoo Wuv – Enter Humperdinck
{{PD-1923}} "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah to day. Mawwiage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow […]
The End Is Near . . .
Summer looms. In a great long swath before me. No, I did not say "Summer Loons." Although, by the end of it, I believe that […]
A Dad’s Laugh – Best Thing In. The. World.
You might argue with me about which is cuter in this clip: the baby's laugh or the Dad's. The baby is adorable. Crazy-adorable. But the […]
Running 100 Miles: What Makes People Do Things?
My husband is gearing up to run a 100 mile race. Yeah, that's right. 100 crazy-shoes miles. And I want to know why. What could possibly […]