Gimme a Break. How To Not Stay Up Past Bedtime.
This is actually not the kid with the concussion. But the picture works, yeah? Last night I crept into bed at midnight after vegging in […]
Family
The Ghost and Mr. Dude-Who-Would-Propose
My daughter shares her opinion of her mother's hair and her father's beard. I don't know if I should post this picture. I must never […]
Mom vs School Parking Lot vs Dork Gene
I dropped my kid off at her early morning class the other day, while my other kid drove himself to school for early morning jazz […]
Twick or Tweet
Now, you tell me. If this little dude showed up at your door on Halloween dressed like a pumpkin, and he just stood there smiling […]
Mustang, Dang. Minivan? What Minivan?
I drive a M.A.V. (Mommy Assault Vehicle–a.k.a., Minivan.) I have driven one since my second child was born. Yesterday I drove a Mustang convertible. I […]
Crazypants Man LIVES!
He arrived alive, my people! My husband ran 100 miles across the Rockies, acquired 27,000 feet of altitude increase, ran straight through the night, only […]
Please Pray For This (Crazypants) Man
This is Bruce. He's running a one hundred mile foot race today. His goal is to finish in 30 hours. I can't even fathom that. […]
Overheard at Grandma’s on Labor Day Weekend
"Wait, wait. Let me see your tongue." "Why?" "Just show me. AAAAAAHHH! It's forked! I knew it! It's forked." "No it's not!" "Let's see who […]
Wait! Leaving So Soon?
"Can I wear this?" "That? It's 27 years old." "I know! It's retro. And totally now!" "Er, yes. You can wear it. That's if […]
My Eyes ALWAYS Look Like This When I’m Listening
Do you know what the hardest part of being a parent is? Do you? It's listening to everything–I mean EVERYTHING–your child has to say to […]