My Parenting Understudy
You know what's sad? It's when your college kid comes back home for a semester and does a better job parenting her siblings than you do. […]
Month: August 2012
Ummmm So. A Bit Non-Post-y Here Today. Wanna Be My Therapist?
Doodz. Huz got back from China on Friday. I spent the day running like the proverbial chicken Saturday. Threw my back out Sunday. Guests coming […]
Dialects: I Say Tomato You Say Carn Dawg
Did you know cooking fahrn food can be hazardous to your kitchen's health? Oh yes. I read it just yesterday in a cooking magazine all […]
Nosy Machines Are Turning Me Into An Introvert.
I used to be an extrovert. Yeah yeah, stop snorting, all y'all dudes and dudettes who know me. It's true. I USED to be an […]
Contracting Fall-itis. It’s the Pencil’s Fault.
I need someone to tell me what it is about pencils and pens and protractors and spiral notebooks and cute little locker magnets, and glue […]
Communication 101 For Men: What Not to Say
Men! Are you tired of trying to read your wife's/girlfriend's/significant other's mind? Exhausted by trying to figure out what it is that you don't know and […]
Not Getting Arrested While Picking Peaches
Have you ever tried picking peaches in the dark? With a flashlight? Without getting arrested? Because it's not your house? Me neither. Okay, I'm lying. […]
Oy! You With The Big Fat White Teeth! Shut up. (How To Greet People at HS Reunions)
Hahahahaha! Got a new art program. Wasn't paying attention to the top border. Looks like her head melted. But we'll pretend it was an artistic […]
Must Dash. There are Sweet Young Things Getting Married.
Hello fellow people: Today is a bit crazypants. As was yesterday. Ergo all of my profound observations and bits of wisdom are sitting in my […]
Horn Honking Dog – It’s All I Got Today. :)
Hey Dudelettes! I'm late. And busy. And crazy. But only today. At least one can hope. I went to the chiropractor this morning, so my […]