Everything I Know About Parenting I Learned In … um … er
My, how life changes us. You know? My college sophomore-child dropped by the other day (because apparently my washer has better agitation-action than the ancient […]
Month: April 2012
This IS My Happy Face!
So, it's been an interesting week. First there was The Health Scare, about which I have blogged here. (It took about 18 years off of my […]
Twenty-Six Years of Wedded Blitz. I Mean Bliss.
(This is a picture of a picture and it's wonky. We look like bobble-heads on doll-bodies. Maybe we really were, actually. And yeah, that's a […]
Fate, Karma, Guardian Angels, and a Wallet
So, my sister-in-law says I can tell you the story of an amazing thing that just happened to her and she'll only charge me $10. […]
How to Kill a STRESS MONSTER!
Check out that picture. When I first saw it my reaction was: OHMYHEART! THIS IS MY LIFE! I AM ALWAYS STUCK IN A GIANT SHOWER […]
When I Become President of the Universe . . .
— There will be no hormones. None. Zero. Zip. Especially not in teenagers. Or pre-teens. Or post teens. And most especially not in pre-menopausal writer-blogger-moms. […]
What We Can Learn From Crazy Rock-Climbing Guys
Watch that guy up there. Notice the moment when he sees that impossibly high hand-hold above his head, and he jumps–JUMPS!– to reach it? He's […]
John Carter of Mars! Go See It, People!
Dudes. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Disney made a great space opera that is inexplicably failing at the box office, and […]
Internet Rudeness. If You Can’t Say Something Nice . . .
You know Pinterest? Yeah. Stop pinning and listen to me for a second. Step away from the Pintrest. Awaaaaaaay from the Pintreeeeeest. Addictive little thing, […]
Men Are From Mars. Women Aren’t.
We moved to Germany when I was ten. As a side-note, a few of my children have been ten years-old, so I know how young […]