The Quality of my Deodorant is Un-American!
That is not a flabby tricep. Seriously. It's rock solid. Go on. Jiggle it. Or maybe don't. Remember waaaaaayyyy back when you were a kid […]
Month: June 2011
Ms. Darbus Is Leaking Through My Skin
I'm getting a bit worried about how much I am enjoying playing Ms. Darbus in "High School Musical." The Darbus you see in the movie? […]
Wuv, Twoo Wuv – Enter Humperdinck
{{PD-1923}} "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah to day. Mawwiage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow […]
Bugs on My Feet, Feet on My Lips
I seem to have this relationship with bugs. Anything creepy-crawly and disgusting, really. Couldn't tell you why. Maybe it is just the fabulously kind and […]
Laugh-O-Rama!
Right, my people. I severely, deeply need to laugh today. And when I need to laugh, you need to laugh. And it so happens that […]
Domestic Diva Blogger: Cooking Up a Storm! Not!
Dearests. Do you ever get tired of cooking? Of throwing down the vittles like a stirring, frying, baking, fricasseeing, fonduing, stuffing, skewering, demi-glacing, paté briséeing, […]
Welcome to the Theatah! Ms. Darbus-Style
So. I'm playing Ms. Darbus in a local production of "High School Musical." I KNOW! REALLY? It's a fundraiser to purchase new curtains for our […]
Cool People of the World! This is for You!
Do you know how many good people there are in the world? Roughly 6,852,472,823. I counted. Here are some of them: The dude who […]
Domestic Diva Blogger Shares Wisdom
Domestic-Diva-Blogger Wisdom Sharing Moment: Do not ingest a tablespoon of honey before going to the gym at 6:00 in the morning. Even if the Local […]
Embrace Your Inner Dork
Okay, here's the thing: I am not an expert in, like, anything. Which begs the question: why I am blogging? I cannot write about playing midwestern-cattle-wranglin'-footsie with […]